Labor of love

Happy Labor Day folks. The deliberate writing and delivery of this blog indicates that while I appreciate the day off, I probably don't need it right now. After all, the kids have been in school exactly one week, I've been working exactly three weeks and football season hasn't even started so there's no reason to need a Monday off right now. But I digress.

At the risk of becoming one of those nasty, right-winged, hatred filled, venomous fear-mongers, however, I think a few minutes should be spent on just how much it costs to run a business before we simply kick back enjoy a cold beer and some potato chips this afternoon sticking it to 'the man.'

First and foremost, please remember that 'the man' is risking everything so that others can have a job; one that supports a family, pays a mortgage, puts new wheels on the minivan, braces on little Suzie and maybe even creates memories from Disney World or the beach each summer. According the the Small Business Administration, 80% of the businesses in the U.S. are classified as small businesses as well, so we're not talking Enron, MCI, AIG (fill in the blank of your favorite dirtball CEO here.) We're talking middle class America - machine shops, pizza shops, lawn care, funeral homes and small industrial companies.

Now on to the financial facts.

In the U.S. we have a progressive tax, which is accountant-speak for "the more you make the more you pay." We also have something called a marginal tax rate, which is any amount above a certain limit but not as high as the next bracket. For corporations this total tax rate can be as low as 15% on the first $50,000 of taxable income to as high as 39% on income of $100,000. This is tax corporations pay at the federal level.

Naturally states want their take, too. The national average state income tax is about 6.5%, but we don't like to be average here in Pennsylvania. As a result, corporations in the Keystone State pay 9.9% corporate income tax. To be fair, a portion of the federal income tax can be eliminated when a company pays the state taxes, but according to the Tax Foundation, in 2008 Pennsylvania corporations paid a combined effective tax rate of nearly 42%, second only to Iowa. This is 3.5% more than a company in Japan, by the way, and a full 4% less than a company located in Germany and 6% more than a company in Canada (aren't they supposed to be taxed higher than us?)

Okay. So you're not good with percentages. I am, though. These figures show that if you have a company in Pennsylvania that has $100,000 in taxable income the CEO takes home (drumroll please).... a whopping $58,000!

The really great thing is that the corporate owners, also known as shareholders, get to pay taxes on their dividends too! This is called double-taxation if you're keeping score at home.

So let's go back to 'the man' and see how he's feeling right now. By the way, he (or she, to be fair) is probably only taking part of the day off since there is work to be done, payroll to process, paperwork to file or orders to be filled. Is it worth the risk to own a business, putting your personal livelihood, your kids future, your spouse's trust, on the line so that others can argue over personal days, vacation time, call in when it snows, etc.? I don't know.

According to CNN employers lost about $900 million in lost revenue during March Madness as a result of employees trolling the Internet to catch up on scores, fill in brackets, etc. Lost revenue is even higher for fantasy football.

It's enough to make me tired and need a day off. Hey, wait. That's what Labor Day is for!